We: Decorating the tree last night.
Ayla: (Holding a strip of jingle bells and pretending to be santa)Hohoho, merry christmas!
Mom: Oh, Santa is here! Santa, did you bring me the Nintendo Wii and the bracelet from Tiffany's that I wanted?
Santa:(fake deep voice) I don't have those things!
Mom: Can't you have the elves at the north pole make mommy a Wii and a Tiffany's bracelet?
Mom: Why not?
Santa: They're all dead!
Mom:(stifling laugh) What did they die from?
Santa: They died from the north pole!!
Mom: (pictures workshops and cold and noisy, busy little people with high pitched voices eyeing your inferior progress on making Bratz dolls all day long): I think the North Pole would kill me too.