Vesuvius At Home

Just last night my husband rolled his eyes at Glee, and its pretentious mourning of Whitney Houston, and I scolded him, and told him rem...

Last night we put two sick kids to bed early and watched Moneyball . We'd watched Drive the night before, and I'd spent the evening...

Indy looked in the mirror and said, "Mom, I'm getting lots of freckles on my nose because I eat so much toilet paper every day....

We're driving home from school and three minutes into the ride Ayla discovers that the 3D glasses that came with her book order book abo...

"Roses are red, violets are orange," said Indy. "That can't be true." That's how I feel, Indy. None of this can ...

Yesterday: "Knock knock," said Ayla. "Who's there?" said I. "Interrupting diarrhea!" Well that's just ...

Yesterday I was at the library with my boring American children. We were sitting there reading boring books about white people eating boring...

Vesuvius is looking forward to Sunday night, about 10 pm, when I can pry the goblin's Halloween buckets from their exhausted sticky clut...

We just returned from Mom Mecca (otherwise known as Target), where the goblins humiliated me so badly I almost cried. They can be so naughty...