Monday, December 8, 2008

They are not here. . .

We: Decorating the tree last night.

Ayla: (Holding a strip of jingle bells and pretending to be santa)Hohoho, merry christmas!

Mom: Oh, Santa is here! Santa, did you bring me the Nintendo Wii and the bracelet from Tiffany's that I wanted?

Santa:(fake deep voice) I don't have those things!

Mom: Can't you have the elves at the north pole make mommy a Wii and a Tiffany's bracelet?

Santa: No!

Mom: Why not?

Santa: They're all dead!

Mom:(stifling laugh) What did they die from?

Santa: They died from the north pole!!

Mom: (pictures workshops and cold and noisy, busy little people with high pitched voices eyeing your inferior progress on making Bratz dolls all day long): I think the North Pole would kill me too.

1 comment:

  1. Lol!

    Eisley's going to be very sad when I tell her no presents from Santa this year, cause all his elves died...


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