Tuesday, July 5, 2011

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Hi Friends stop

Mr. V and I had a plethora of asinine ideas in June stop

They include but were not limited to a visit to Elitch's on the hottest day of the year shopping for dresses on a puffy day trying 'something new' and moving on the third of July stop

You heard that right stop

We moved to a new home on the THIRD OF JULY stop

Sometimes I think my life with Mr. V is just going to be us making one asinine decision after another stop

I've decided I'm ok with that as long as we get to Paris stop

Qwest has done their best to foil my plans to join the 21st century and has prevailed for now stop

Please send chicory calico laudanum extra hooks and a man for the dog at your earliest convenience stop

In reference to you curious and I must say lurid and disturbing inquires I can only advise you to seek out an apothecary and heed the advice included herein stop

And for the love of god someone read Jared Padalecki's (@jarpad) feed on twitter and text me immediately with any and all updates stop

Don't get cute and actually stop send me the updates damnit and I'm going to say stop again now stop

Don't you stop stop

Send word immediately if you find my shower curtain stop

Love V

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2 comments:

  1. Who is Jarpad???

    Eh. Anyway, here you go (funny post, btw, you make me laugh):


    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Good news, just landed in Canada for season 7! Bad news-apparently they don't like me in their country... so much for a warm welcome back...
    5 Jul

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Happy Independence Day y'all! Here's to all those who serve and have served to keep America strong and free. Thank you.
    4 Jul

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    @DanSpilo this is gonna be his new twit image-when he plugs his phone in... Whaddayall think? (I'm the one in the beard) yfrog.com/kj4vxdmj
    29 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Just took a pic with wifey at dinner with my manager and the reason that I'm an actor. Check @DanSpilo for a pic of the night! Good times..
    29 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    “@mishacollins: Irony: I return to find my house is infested with rats. lockerz.com/s/115437325” I'm worried about the feral creature EATING it!
    29 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Crossing the street in Austin... They REALLY want u to take your time here! It started at 90 seconds... Seriously... yfrog.com/gzqk4ckj
    26 Jun

    Swilbanks9 Samantha Powell
    by jarpad
    @sebroche could u retweet for prayers my 6 yr old niece Kyra Hall was hit by a car yesterday. Brain bleeds an skull fractures. Univ o al hsp
    24 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    @followBBB good times!!! Woohoo!!! yfrog.com/kjr41qgj
    24 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    The Brian Buckley band KILLING it at viper room!!! yfrog.com/kkrkhhj
    24 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Who else is at the viper room with me and @jasonmanns ?!?!?!
    23 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Congratulations @CariAnn923 for being the first to send me tour fax number!! Check your fax machine :)
    22 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    *lesson learned from vicodin-induced haze whilst en route 2 MORE tooth pullings-dont put ur iPad on top of a car before u get in. Nuff said?
    22 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    On THAT note, T-minus two weeks to shoot and I JUST got the first two scripts? Who wants a copy? Please send fax numbers ;)
    22 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Yall sorry I've been MIA- Wed. was wisdom tooth pull, Thur-Sun was pain/disorientation, Mon was root canal and yesterday was "Dry Socket"...
    22 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    That was "where" not "here"... Smart phone not so smart...
    19 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Wine with brian buckley is good... here are y'all? yfrog.com/klu9umj
    19 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Eureka! The search is over...I've found the best wine bar in Los Angeles - "Covell" at 4628 Hollywood!! Ask for Dustin...
    18 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Anybody else ever notice that @justinbieber and @ellenpage are NEVER in the same place at the same time?... just saying........
    17 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    Ain't no lack of "wisdom" teeth gon' hold me down!!! yfrog.com/gz6bicej
    16 Jun

    jarpad Jared Padalecki
    I lost my shoe...Actually, I "lost" my wisdom teeth - I feel pretty loopy.Just ran n2 a wall- think i scared the nurse.. yfrog.com/gyynmvaj
    15 Jun
    Follow Jared Padalecki on

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  2. So funny that I didn't want you to stop stop
    Very clever, indeed stop

    ~Mom stop

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