Tuesday, April 3, 2012

April is a Douche. Who's With Me?

This morning I could find no other thought than if the snow killed the pink trees, it would break my open and tired heart.

Spring in Colorado is like loving a cruel and beautiful man. He gives you flowers and then destroys them because you loved the flowers more than you love him.

Luckily it seems the snow has passed.

I am at momology today talking about how much I hate infants.

Just kidding.

I am talking about how all of this mess is precious, not just the new baby times.

La V

(Seriously though, man. Infants.)


  1. I had to laugh a little. April might be a douche. But your writing? Definitely not a douche.

  2. April is such a douche sometimes.
    I loved your post on momology but didn't feel like signing into FB to comment. (Speaking of douche.)
    Anyway, I totally agree with you. I hate when people say "They're getting too big! I wish they would stop growing so fast!" and I think of these weird little Emmanuel Lewis kids with freakish arrested development and wonder if that's what those people want. Do they want an eternal toddler? Do they not celebrate the magic of being human and changing and learning and growing? I don't know. I also don't cherish every moment. Quite frankly, some of the moments really suck.


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