Monday, April 4, 2011
What Ayla Doesn't Know
Indy looked in the mirror and said, "Mom, I'm getting lots of freckles on my nose because I eat so much toilet paper every day."
. . . So, that was news.
Ayla got really mad at me and ranted off a string of things I won't repeat but it did include screaming, "You have so much junk in your trunk!"
I would like to point out that Ayla doesn't know the expression is a euphemism for fat.
(Isn't it? I don't actually know.)
She wrote in chalk on the sidewalk that she was sorry. "I love you mom will you forgiv me?" she scrawled, and left an empty line.
I wrote "for a ticket to Paris, yes".
Then Ayla did this and I was sure: I've got the best kids ever.
She spelled 'love' correctly, but I am having width issues here and they are proving insurmountable.
Just like Ayla.
I am Vesuvius and I'm going to go hide the toilet paper.
Posted by Vesuvius At Home at 6:40 PM
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So I think my kids know way too many sayings and what they mean. So at least you know she wasn't call your rear chunky :)ReplyDelete