someone else's picture of La Chambre aux Oiseaux
Paris doesn't feel how it looks.
I spent months leading up to the trip looking at Paris on Pinterest and Instagram. You know filters are being used, but what you may not be aware of is that these pictures are also edited. Every time someone takes a picture, something has been left out. What lurks just beyond the frame of all those white-washed photographs you see is the filthiness of the streets, and the madness of them. They are teeming and chaotic. Only by throwing yourself headlong into the fray can you become a part of it and, when the time comes, hold your ground. Don't alter your path for a Parisian. They aren't expecting you to, and it can throw off the rhythm of the entire boulevard. One full stop can cause a fifteen Parisian pileup. Stay on your path, and they will dart around you at the last second. HOLD YOUR GROUND.
On my first morning in Paris, I had just slept twelve hours after enduring the overnight flight. They served us wine by the bottle but it was still tough. The seats were tiny and hard as rock, and I had put my ass much closer to the sweet Spanish young man next to me than I should have, turning on one side, under the guise of being "asleep". I could see Paris outside my windows, the Haussmann boulevards, the racket, the sun. Paris looked the way it looks but it felt overwhelming and vast. I felt ridiculous. Who comes to Paris alone? The night before, I had walked along the Seine and seen lovers upon lovers posing with their favorite child, the selfie stick. I had seen families too. Who comes to Paris without their family? I felt selfish and absurd. There was a definite desire to hide all day, and I had to force myself to leave the apartment. "You did not come to Paris to sit in an apartment," I told myself. I put on my black jacket and Rick Steves into my purse and threw myself overboard. Immediately outside my apartment building, I saw a father buckling his toddler into a bicycle seat. I took comfort in that. Look, Parisians are just people too.
I had nothing to do and nowhere to be. Two weeks seemed like an impossibly long time to be alone in Paris. Endless. That night I would email my husband and beg him to come be with me. But now it was morning, and there was Paris to see. I set out down rue Bichat, headed toward the canal. I passed a few cafes and a lot of Parisians hurried past me, the way they do. The thought of entering any establishment was intimidating, but I needed caffeine and something in my stomach. This infused me with what I call 'the coffee bravery'. I came to the bird-adorned window of La Chambre aux Oiseax. Because it was familiar from my research before the trip, and because there were two people sitting outside, I forced myself to go in.
"Bonjour!" I announced immediately upon entering the room, sunlit and full of empty tables, as I had read was necessary Parisian etiquette. There was one man working there and when I proclaimed my bonjour, he was on all fours in a storage closet with his head beneath a shelf. Perhaps it would have been better to wait for him to emerge before bonjouring him? Leave it to an American to turn etiquette into an assault. Never mind. After a moment he did emerge, and I managed to take a table by the window, in the sun. (Sit anywhere you want is the prevalent routine in Paris, but it took awhile for me to feel comfortable doing it) "Je voudrais le petit dejeuner," I said. Which was a thing on the menu, I promise I wasn't just saying "I would like the breakfast." "Avec un cafe creme." Nailing it.
I was the only person in La Chambre, and I regretted sitting facing away from the window and into the cafe. I felt like I was staring at my waiter and making him uncomfortable, with his large and serious brown eyes. I felt large and bumbling and gauche. I busied myself taking out my journal and the book I'd brought, but soon enough the room began to fill up with other tables, and the man brought me my French breakfast--good bread and good jam and something hot to drink. I cradled my coffee in my hands and settled my back into the window and the sun. I am doing it. I am sitting in a cafe in Paris. Never mind the Americans to my left and the Germans to my right--are there any French people in Paris? I stayed as long as my nervous energy would let me. This would be the greatest angst I would experience in Paris, and I'd feel it repeatedly. Stay and linger or go and do? Having entire days to yourself alone in a foreign country can unmoor you completely and make you ponder all kinds of questions like who am I really and what do I even like to do and WHERE THE HELL are these people getting those jackets? Eventually I went. Later that day I had a flat white at Craft where another brown-eyed French man spoke two languages to me in gentle tones. I'd wander until I ended up in the Marais and have lunch at Breizh cafe--which means Brittany Cafe in the language of Brittany, which is confusing--a buckwheat crepe stuffed with raw milk gruyere that I didn't enjoy as much as I'd expected to, a glass of dry cider that I did enjoy, a salted butter caramel crepe that was so sweet it made my mouth pucker. That evening was the food tour I blogged about, the fear the Australian couple was being nice to me because they pitied me--alone in Paris! Where I would knock over a glass of wine and swear in French as a joke and nobody but the tour guide would get it, and the tour guide wouldn't think I was all that funny. I'd had such a pleasant morning at La Chambre aux Oiseaux that I knew I would return. But somehow, I never did.
I wandered into a night time craft market where this band was playing.
They sounded just like the band that's playing in that Japanese
night club in Kill Bill, before The Bride takes on the
Crazy 88. One lyric I caught was, "you fucked
my mother with your sister!" which sounds, you know,
like a really raw deal.
Wow. Thank you.ReplyDelete
I know exactly what you mean about the pictures in guidebooks and on the internet. When I see pictures of my beloved Cozumel, they are perfect with the bougainvillea, the sunsets, the charming buildings. But they don't show the vacant lot next door, filled with trash and fenced with barbwire. You can't smell the sewage after a long rainstorm. This is the way it is. You have to embrace it all. The picturesque and the human and the iguana in the trash pile, sunning himself as if sitting on a throne.
I often wonder...could I go to Cozumel by myself? What would I do? Well, no long afternoons in bed, that's for sure. Or, maybe I would do that anyway with books instead of a lover.
I admire you so damn much. Because you had those feelings and you went and you did and you forced yourself to sit in cafes and you ordered in French and you will never forget any of it.
You are a real role model to me, Ms. Vesuvius. I hope you know that.
One more thing- what is that around the egg? I think I need to know.
I am such a jerk, did I ever reply to this??? It's a Breton buckwheat crepe. It was crunchy but so, so bitter. You NEEDED the traditional hard cider served alongside to cut it. This was at the very hip Breizh cafe in the 3rd, but I found I preferred Little Breizh in the 6th.Delete
I've seen your name before on blogs, but after your comment on Mary Moon's blog, I had to come check out what you were all about.ReplyDelete
And then I see this post about Paris and I instantly know that you are wonderful because you are in PARIS alone, drinking coffee and eating sweet French food and I am so envious because you are living my dream! You are so brave!
I must know more about you, so I will bookmark you and read your words because surely a woman who can travel to Paris is a woman worth knowing!
Hey Heart In Hand! Thank you so much! It looks like you've figured it out, but I actually just got back from Paris. Thank you for your kind words. xo.Delete
This is how I would be in Paris, too, I think; certainly if I went alone and yet somehow I want to go alone, to make the experience my own. You make it okay, you make me brave and I think I will go and I will expect to be lonely and uncertain but dear God you did it, you went, and you will always have that and you inspire in ways you cannot begin to imagine. I suspect you will be discovering new facets of the experience for some time to come. One question: where did you stay and did you like the accommodations? xoReplyDelete
I feel TERRIBLE that I didn't reply to this sooner, but reading your comment again just now touched me so deeply. Thank you. I stayed in an Airbnb in the 10th arrondissement of Paris near the Canal St. Martin and I loved it. I became friendly with my host and we met for coffee and keep in touch even today.Delete
Love you, A.
I traveled alone a bit in Paris and then Brittany and then the south of France and into Spain before meeting up with friends a month later. It was weird and wonderful, and you've inspired me to pull out my journal from that trip in the summer of 1985 and see what the hell I did do. You know, I think whenever I go anywhere alone, I have no trouble just hanging in my room. There's something so delicious about being alone in a room.ReplyDelete